Thursday, April 03, 2008

BECOMING THE WALRUS, BECOMING THE EGGMAN, GOO GOO GE CHOO!

I am in receipt of an e-mail that brings a smile to my face. Partly because of an orthographic element - double vowels are used a lot in Dutch, and Dutch is the first language I learned to read and write - and partly because the message itself is just so darned funny. Made much more so by the orthography.


-----Original Message-----
From: hershelcmcKnight_ih@usit.net [
mailto:hershelcmcKnight_ih@usit.net]
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 8:49 PM
To:
Subject:
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We can assist with Diplomas from prestigious universities based on your present knowledge and LifeExperience

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that's right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!

No one is turned down
Confidentiality assured
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For US: 1-309-407-3749
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Please call today!!


=====================

My gratitude to Herschel McKnight <mailto:hershelcmcKnight_ih@usit.net> knows no bounds.

Now all I need to do is invent a field of my choice, and I'll be all set to receive all the benefits that "comes with it".

Got any suggestions?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are so in luck.
The offer's still up.
See below.
Bob

-----Original Message-----
From: p.manley_eu@ey.com [mailto:p.manley_eu@ey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 11:40 PM
To: woods@
Subject: very CheapPrice Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate dip1omas pevi necg6


We can assist with Diplomas from prestigious universities based on your present knowledge and LifeExperience

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Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice -
that's right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!

No one is turned down
Confidentiality assured
CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

For US: 1-309-407-3749
Outside US: +1-309-407-3749

"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

Please call today!!

Tzipporah said...

hmm. Nerf herder?

Anonymous said...

-----Original Message-----
From: clarkperezfw@shentel.net [mailto:clarkperezfw@shentel.net]
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 4:48 AM
To: jacobs@ - - -
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Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate diplomas available in the field of your choice -
that's right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!

No one is turned down
Confidentiality assured
CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

For US: 1-309-407-3749
Outside US: +1-309-407-3749

"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

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Anonymous said...

-----Original Message-----
From: tjonesdy@webupright.com [mailto:tjonesdy@webupright.com]
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 11:47 AM
To: medina@ - - -
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that's right, you can become a Doctor and receive all the benefits that comes with it!

No one is turned down
Confidentiality assured
CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

For US: 1-309-407-3749
Outside US: +1-309-407-3749

"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

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Anonymous said...

-----Original Message-----
From: francinembradley_sw@webupright.com [mailto:francinembradley_sw@webupright.com]
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 10:45 AM
To: chavez@ - - -
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No one is turned down
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CALL US 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK

For US: 1-309-407-3749
Outside US: +1-309-407-3749

"Just leave your NAME & PHONE NO. (with CountryCode)" in the voicemail

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Anonymous said...

-----Original Message-----
From: Earnestine Meier [mailto:MarciechineseNava@moon.com]
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 7:27 AM
To: Credit
Subject: Get nominated for a Degree

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Anonymous said...

-----Original Message-----
From: Edwina Root [mailto:SuzettecancellateTovar@milliondollarhomepage.com]
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 3:52 AM
To: Credit
Subject: MBA-Degreees not for sale- get it.

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Anonymous said...

-----Original Message-----
From: Garry Reese [mailto:LorenquadricepsRodgers@dailyherald.com]
Sent: Friday, April 04, 2008 2:38 AM
To: Credit
Subject: Get nominated for MBA

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Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

-----Original Message-----
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Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 12:38 AM
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Anonymous said...

-----Original Message-----
From: Dannie Good [mailto:HilariovestalRatliff@learningleaders.org]
Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 12:58 PM
To: Credit
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Anonymous said...

Okay, that ought to get you all the qualifications you need.
Thanks for the inspiration.
I saved them up.

Sincerely,

Bob

The back of the hill said...

After all this encouragement, how can I not take up one of these kind and appreciative offers of a degree just for the asking.

I may require a PHD in "multi-syllabics". Sounds about right for a man of my stature.

Thanks, Bob, for all the listings (and their e-mail addresses).

And thanks, Tzipporah, for the suggestion. That's my minor. How did you guess?

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